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Hi! I'm Matty and I'd love to get to know all of you! <3 Feel free to ask me anything~ Gender-Queer, Pansexual, Michiganbound
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fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

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ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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Which ever month you were born in, will determine the type of anime you would live in.

ectoimp:

foxyelie:

peanutbummer:

sai-the-legendary-super-saiyan:

January = Hentai

Febuary = Yuri

March = Sports

April = Horror

May = Supernatural

June = Harem

July = Yaoi

August = Sci-fi

September = Shoujo

October = Ecchi

November = Slice of life

December = Musical

SPORTS

SPORTS

SPORTS

YAOI

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YES.

Supernatural, sweet.

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patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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datheathen:

ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

Am I doing it right?

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brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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canadumb:

I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

canadumb:

I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

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