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arseniks:

when you realize that you have been blogging the whole night and suddenly

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…is that the sun light?

3 days ago | J | 1,773 notes
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
1 week ago | J | 380,731 notes
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
1 week ago | J | 380,731 notes
1 week ago | J | 42,692 notes

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

1 week ago | J | 509,585 notes

mayor-of-bukimi:

talk dirty to me

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1 week ago | J | 362 notes

How rape trials should go

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
1 week ago | J | 263,780 notes

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

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found her

1 week ago | J | 192,284 notes
hotsoccermom420:

"inner white girl"? you are literally a white girl

hotsoccermom420:

"inner white girl"? you are literally a white girl

1 week ago | J | 84,895 notes

iamfuckingglamorous:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on Anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial you saw I don’t cARE I like getting pointless messages

1 week ago | J | 166,094 notes

safeguards:

there’s probably only 3 people who don’t piss me off at this point

1 week ago | J | 3,323 notes
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

1 week ago | J | 380,317 notes
veluet:

clamjob:

sassysinglelady:

why would u set ur titties on fire????

for the vine

IM SO ANGRY

veluet:

clamjob:

sassysinglelady:

why would u set ur titties on fire????

for the vine

IM SO ANGRY

1 week ago | J | 28,037 notes

reblog if ur a lil bit gay

1 week ago | J | 10,333,786 notes

hi:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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1 week ago | J | 204,563 notes