I wish I had a friend who loved me as much as they love each other.
If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.
as an asexual person, i’m a little confused as to why you think this only applies to us. this applies to all people. no matter who you date, their level of comfort with physical contact will vary, and whether they’re ace or not it’s your job to establish a comfort zone
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.
This post is golden. A1 shit right here.
Accurate as fuck holy shit.
I CAN’T GO ON ANYMORE
Oh I farted
ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak